Going to start off with an instant classic. A simple average log to start off that slowly turned, while connected to, a pile of dark squibblies. Various textures and colors fill out the toilet, what a masterpiece.
Baked potato looking poop from work. Somehow half of it looks like corn but I didn’t have corn. Not sure how this fit out. One of the heaviest poops I’ve ever had.
this perfectly straight log was in a DD bathroom….i stood up and just laughed…..i call it coast to coast
While digging in my butt for dinosaur bones, I found this flawless raptor claw, pure solid logs broken and spaced similar to our Jurassic friends’ toe nails
I went to see an awesome movie, when I got home I decided to make my own popcorn. Didn’t pop these kernels, just pure yellow corn shells that cleansed my colon and added a great relief to my butthole.
the asparagus…. bottom of the log is nice and smooth (superbowl wings)…while the top is nice and nutty (superbowl nuts)
1wiper and the TP was clean…
My dad bought me a pet garden snake and he escaped from its cage. Luckily found him sleeping in the potty
While exploring the jungles of Peru, I heard shrieks from the trees, I got all hot and bothered, I then got hit with a branch and blacked out. 9 months later jetting out of my ass came this creature, a new born pterodactyl…
No this is not a Google Earth image of the BP oil spill. This is a pure liquid, pissing out the ass, diah. Sheer burner. The murky water was followed by a slime like brownness. Fish beware.